kid: dad whats a 69
dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]

"Stop giving people power to control your smile, your worth, and your attitude."

— Mandy Hale (via expiry)

(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege, via expiry)


how do people rap i cant even talk without messing it up

(via grewv)


I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

(via dancingwithamonster)


when u come home from school and take ur makeup off


(via beyoncebeytwice)


how to excite a large crowd of white people:

  • play don’t stop believin’ by journey

(via soyymilk)


if i dont text back its becuase i replied in my mind but was too lazy to physically reply and im really sorry im the worst kind of person

(Source: heartofthacards, via koshcat)

ask past instagram: @minicnic