i hate when i reply to someone w ‘omg’ and theyre like ‘omg what’ like nothing just omg

(via beyoncebeytwice)


Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

(via ksvbi)


I hate when you’re like “fuck it’s so hot” and someone’s like “well why don’t you take your jacket off?” Like bitch no…this is my outfit

(via cuteaquarius)

"Be with someone who talks about you like you put stars in the sky"

— (via wolf-cub)

(Source: psych-facts, via wolf-cub)


im in no position to have high standards but it doesn’t stop me

(Source: neptunain, via adourn)

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

(Source: original-plastic, via fawun)

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