the only aisle i’ll be walking down is the alcohol section of my local grocery store

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9 out of 10 dentists recommend following my blog not just for a brigther smile but for a brighter future

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why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars

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anything over $10 is expensive

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Amanda Bynes wasn’t allowed on a flight because she didn’t have proper id because the id she tried to use was “im Amanda Bynes google me”

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are you a traffic sign because stop

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Do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how?

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